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erik wrote:Really 3-4 games in an afternoon is probably a deal-breaker for any game that is expected to have some continuity or depth.
Really? It was a long time ago, but I'm pretty sure Hero Quest handled that amount just fine. I mean, your average game takes what, an hour or maybe two? Hmm, I suppose even that means 3-4 games is anywhere up to eight hours, and that's more than "an afternoon". Yeah, probably it was "one, maybe two games in an afternoon".

So, I'll tjeck out Battle Stations and Ghost Stories. Granted, I think it might be a month or so before the next party, so that's plenty of time.
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FrankTrollman wrote:What you are doing is promoting a radical and frankly insane epistemology in which the fact that we can't prove that there aren't any invisible pink unicorns means that we have to seriously entertain the possibility that there are. No. We don't.
No. That is some bullshit slippery slope shit there. When someone asks you to entertain their notion of magic sky fairies, you call them retarded. When someone asks you to incorporate their notion of magic sky fairies into your model of the universe, you call them retarded. When someone asks you to have a scientific discussion about the possible existence of magic sky fairies, you call them retarded. And when someone asks you to add "and god is a lie" to quantum mechanics, you give them the same dirty look.

The reason we don't entertain notions like "this is a computer simulation" is not because the lack of evidence for their claim leads us to believe they are false, but because the assumption of their truthhood or falsehood does not lead to a better predictive model of the universe! They are completely useless claims. A scientific model of the universe that treats this like a computer simulation will not be anymore predictively powerful than one that treats this like not a computer simulation. So when we build our model of the universe, we remove that question altogether. Now, removing that question does not mean "assume the falsehood of," it means you stop having discussions about the topic until those discussions have evidence that the discussion helps explain.

E.g.:
1) Cars are driven by people.
2) That car is being driven.
3) My dog is a poodle.
C) A person is driving that car.
The appropriate response to that argument is not to go 'fuck you, your dog isn't a poodle,' it is to go 'why the fuck are we talking about poodles? What does that have to do with what's driving the car?' 3 adds nothing to the argument which makes its conclusion a better or worse fit, so 3 is simply a discussion that is not had. Concluding god's existence (or non-existence) helps us predict exactly zero things, so any correct scientific model of the universe leaves god's existence totally unstated, because any such statement would be completely superfluous and you'd cut it out with Occam's razor. Whether it's the positive assertion or the negative assertion.
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DSMatticus wrote:When someone asks you to entertain their notion of god, you call them retarded. When someone asks you to incorporate their notion of god into your model of the universe, you call them retarded. When someone asks you to have a scientific discussion about the possible existence of god, you call them retarded.
You're funny.
The reason we don't entertain notions like "christian mythology is real" is not because the lack of evidence for their claim leads us to believe they are false.
Yes, that's exactly why we reject their myths. They proposed a fuck load of things that their mythology should do, none of which worked at all. The world is not ten thousand years old, life was not created in it's modern form, praying for people does nothing, storms and plagues and droughts are natural and predictable phenomena, eclipses are routine products of orbital motion, the sky is not like a blanket hanging from mountain tops, asking god for things does nothing.

The only propositions left are deliberately untestable versions of all the old rejected ones, and that makes them bullshit. It's important that people can generally know to reject bullshit like that. Their arguments have been falsified, and they're still making them by pretending that falsifying things doesn't matter. But it does.
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Christianity is a strawman for this argument. Christianity proposes a set of testable hypotheses, and those hypotheses when tested turn out to be false. Christianity has fuck all to do with a discussion about the nature of non-falsiable claims, because Christianity is falsiable. The falsiability of Christianity is not, however, extensible to the falsiability of whatever-the-fuck-else-you-want-to-falsify. Which is why a discussion about the non-falsiability of theism and what that means is a separate discussion.
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Which is why a discussion about the non-falsiability of theism and what that means is a separate discussion.
Now you're pretending your evidence-free arguments aren't related to the failed ones from which they so clearly arose. You can't do that. Intelligent design is christian mythology in cheap science-drag. Theism is the same fucking argument as the christian myths, only different in pretending that removing all thus-far falsified claims makes it more reasonable, when in fact that process makes the argument less reasonable to the point of being completely irrational.

If you want to make an argument for a possible deity, make one, state your premises, or fuck off.
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If "The falsiability of Christianity is not, however, extensible to the falsiability of whatever-the-fuck-else-you-want-to-falsify." is true, then your premise is very questionable.

"Christianity" should not be falsifiable, as theism is not falsifiable. Because "Christianity" is no more one faith or belief system than all theism is one faith.

The evidence I will present is;for any falsifiable hypotheses of "Christianity" you present, it is easy enough to find a portion of "Christianity" that rejects that premise as unchristian. Thus you have not falsified that specific "Christianity".
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Tussock wrote:Theism is the same fucking argument as the christian myths
Fuck, that's stupid. Disproof: Judaism claims "Jesus is the son of god," Y/N? No? Then we've established trivially that theism =/= Christianity.
Tussock wrote: If you want to make an argument for a possible deity, make one, state your premises, or fuck off.
Stop being a stupid fuckwit. I will reiterate: calling an atheist stupid doesn't make you a theist. The actual discussion here is about the validity of an argument for god's non-existence, and to call an argument stupid I don't have to believe the opposite conclusion of that argument. Shove this bullshit up your ass; if I call an argument stupid, my only obligation is to show that that argument is stupid.

Also, why the hell did you even bring up intelligent design? Do you even know what we're talking about here?
LargePrime wrote:"Christianity" should not be falsifiable, as theism is not falsifiable.
That doesn't make any sense? Christianity is more specific than theism. It makes specific assertions that theism does not, like the six day creation. Ths six day creation is a falsiable claim that Christianity has but theism does not need have.
LargePrime wrote: The evidence I will present is;for any falsifiable hypotheses of "Christianity" you present, it is easy enough to find a portion of "Christianity" that rejects that premise as unchristian.
This is actually fairly legitimate. Christianity has evolved a shit ton over the years, and is basically unrecognizable from its historical equivalent and its religious text. The falsiability of such adaptive Christianity is pretty easy too; the religion's own adaptivity shows the fallibility of god's will. Christianity supposes an infallible god. Ergo, contradiction.

Rationally disproving Christianity is easy-mode, but disbelieving in Christianity doesn't make you an atheist. Muslims don't believe in Christianity, either.
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DSMatticus wrote:
Tussock wrote:If you want to make an argument for a possible deity, make one, state your premises, or fuck off.
Stop being a stupid fuckwit. I will reiterate: calling an atheist stupid doesn't make you a theist. The actual discussion here is about the validity of an argument for god's non-existence, and to call an argument stupid I don't have to believe the opposite conclusion of that argument. Shove this bullshit up your ass; if I call an argument stupid, my only obligation is to show that that argument is stupid.
I tore that one up already, but you keep going back to it, eh. You were insisting that because you wouldn't assert anything about god's consciousness that it couldn't be disproved by looking at what that word means. Which is bullshit, and intellectual cowardice of the highest order now that you keep going back to it like this.

Your refusal to define a deity means we get to dismiss it, including by looking at real things that it is obviously not. Like any fucking thing other than an idea from an ancient myth (which stole that idea from even older myths, duh).
Also, why the hell did you even bring up intelligent design? Do you even know what we're talking about here?
It's a fine example of something that pretends not to be related to anything testable so as to seem a more acceptable argument. Just like you're doing with your undefined deity.
LargePrime wrote:The evidence I will present is;for any falsifiable hypotheses of "Christianity" you present, it is easy enough to find a portion of "Christianity" that rejects that premise as unchristian.
This is actually fairly legitimate.
No it isn't. Them contradicting each other all over the place is a natural consequence of believing in things that aren't real. They can't test anything because it's not real, can't compare it to anything real, so their beliefs drift over time along random paths. The fact that no one bothers to define Christianity (or deities in general) in a fixed and testable way any more shows they have lost the argument.

Simple as I can put it: We can see the Flying Spaghetti Monster is not real because we know who invented the idea and why they did so. We can see any other idea of a deity is not real because we know the history of those myths as well. All that's left is claims about things that do nothing and cannot be detected, which is complete bullshit. They were wrong, they still are wrong, and you can see that because they refuse to make testable claims any more and ignore any that are tested and found wanting.
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DSMatticus wrote:
LargePrime wrote:"Christianity" should not be falsifiable, as theism is not falsifiable.
That doesn't make any sense? Christianity is more specific than theism. It makes specific assertions that theism does not, like the six day creation. Ths six day creation is a falsiable claim that Christianity has but theism does not need have.
The 7 'day' creation where each day is 1000 years is an interpretation or two very different parts of the Bible. Many 'Christian FAITHS' reject it as silly. It is neither inherent nor critical to any core belief of 'Christianity'
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LargePrime wrote: The evidence I will present is;for any falsifiable hypotheses of "Christianity" you present, it is easy enough to find a portion of "Christianity" that rejects that premise as unchristian.
This is actually fairly legitimate. Christianity has evolved a shit ton over the years, and is basically unrecognizable from its historical equivalent and its religious text. The falsiability of such adaptive Christianity is pretty easy too; the religion's own adaptivity shows the fallibility of god's will. Christianity supposes an infallible god. Ergo, contradiction.

Rationally disproving Christianity is easy-mode, but disbelieving in Christianity doesn't make you an atheist. Muslims don't believe in Christianity, either.
Is it Christianity if it is unrecognizable from its history and inspired text?
I would guess that it is approximately as hard to disprove ALL OF CHRISTIANITY as it is to disprove all of Theism. Because most all of Christianity is approximately as varied and different. Remember, the FOUNDING CONCEPT of the Roman Catholic Church was to create one religion to unite all the faiths (specifically and aggressively including non christians) under one umbrella. Catholic is a synonym for universal. Not christian.

You are going to great lengths to point out that showing one faith is invalid does not show ALL FAITHS as invalid. My point here is that that very truth applies to 'Christianity' itself.

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Muslims Are Christians, in that they believe the inspired texts to the same degree. And they believe in Jesus. Some Christians do not Think Muslims are, because many Muslims do not believe Jesus is GOD (part of the trinity). But plenty of Christians do not believe in the trinity.
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Koumei wrote: Board games. Generally I don't like them. This started with the intense hatred that Monopoly taught me, and people who advocate playing that game should be strangled in their sleep for the good of mankind.
Monopoly played by the RAW is not a bad game and should be done in about two hours.

It's the house rules people have played with for so long that they're convinced is RAW that make the garden variety game of Monopoly suck ass.

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Koumei wrote: Board games. Generally I don't like them. This started with the intense hatred that Monopoly taught me, and people who advocate playing that game should be strangled in their sleep for the good of mankind.
Monopoly played by the RAW is not a bad game and should be done in about two hours.

It's the house rules people have played with for so long that they're convinced is RAW that make the garden variety game of Monopoly suck ass.

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Example? About the only house rule I've ever seen anyone play in monopoly is "you get money of some sort if you land on free parking", and I haven't seen that one change the length of the game significantly.
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Tussock wrote: I tore that one up already, but you keep going back to it, eh. You were insisting that because you wouldn't assert anything about god's consciousness that it couldn't be disproved by looking at what that word means. Which is bullshit, and intellectual cowardice of the highest order now that you keep going back to it like this.

Your refusal to define a deity means we get to dismiss it, including by looking at real things that it is obviously not. Like any fucking thing other than an idea from an ancient myth (which stole that idea from even older myths, duh).
You don't understand this conversation. Like, at fucking all.

1) Kaelik made an inductive argument asserting the likelihood of god's non-existence using all consciousnesses ever observed.
2) I point out that that argument is shit, because it is shit; all consciousnesses ever observed is obviously biased, so the conclusion is so unreliable as to be fucking meaningless.
3) Lots of shit. Then Frank says that god's non-existence is the default assumption, because "any claim without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."
4) I point out that god's non-existence is a claim without evidence, and therefore can be dismissed without evidence.
5) Some discussion about epistemological theory, and Frank says "we don't have to entertain notions of magic sky fairies/matrix/god."
6) I go no shit; the questions themself offer no predictive power to any of our models of the universe, so we ignore the questions. We don't assume we know any answer, true or false, to them.

None of my above positions require to me make an argument for (or even define) god's existence, so... uhh... fuck you, shut up? Argue with what I am actually saying. Calling a stupid argument stupid does not put in the position of defending its opposite conclusion!

@LargePrime, the problem you're pointing out is about the problem of using language to describe a shifting category. Christianity, in the future, may refer to shit like the belief that "Jesus is the divine robot, sent to us by God and Optimus Prime to defeat the decepticons... of our hearts." But the word, Christianity, does not currently refer to any belief like that. When the language changes such that Christianity refers to new shit, my argument has to be re-examined to see if it applies or if the word Christianity has to be replaced with something narrower. But that's a linguistic problem, caused by the meaning of a word changing between now and then. You can frame my argument to be independent of the word Christianity, since Christianity is such a relatively unstable word:
1) The religious text of X is infallible.
2) The religious text of X says Y happened.
3) Y didn't happen.
4) The religious text of X contains a mistake.
C) Contradiction; 1 and 4 cannot both be true.

Now the argument is generalized to apply to any X,Y which satisfy the premises. Of course, some Christians don't hold the infallibility of the bible, so for them, premise 1 doesn't hold. But that's one argument out of dozens; there's also god's infallibility + Christianity's flipflopping on moral issues over the past 2000 years. That's a contradiction. God can't be infallible AND have been wrong when he said "slavery is cool; go ahead." Modern Christianity looks nothing like old Christianity, but at the same time it doesn't admit that Christianity used to be 'wrong,' and that leads to a huge number of potential contradictions that we can call on to show internal inconsistency.
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DSM wrote:4) I point out that god's non-existence is a claim without evidence, and therefore can be dismissed without evidence.
No. You did not "point that out", you asserted it. Pointing something out implies that it is a fact. While in reality, the thing you claimed is fucking retarded.

The non-factuality of evidenceless propositions is not a claim without evidence. The evidence that things we have no reason to believe are true are not true is crushing in its enormity. It's even logically derivable, since the things we could potentially make up out of whole cloth with no evidence at all is literally infinite (and actually a really large order of infinity if you start comparing infinities to one another, as it is literally the largest infinity that infinity is possible to be), while the things that actually exist are finite. The chances of something from the "evidenceless proposition" bin actually being true are infinity to one.

So when you whine bitch moan and complain that the dismissal of your total bullshit is wrong because total bullshit you just pulled out of your ass could randomly happen to be a correct guess, you are unsurprisingly completely full of shit. You're not being even-handed, you're literally arguing that one divided by infinity is meaningfully different from zero.

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Yah, point 4 you really ride it off the rails DSM.

There isn't much point in arguing with someone far gone enough that they cannot tell the difference between a positive assertion versus a default stance of non-acceptance pending compelling evidence.

If you try and live in that framework then you have to accept everything as true even if it is not at all credible and that's not just retarded, it is impossible.
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Erik wrote:There isn't much point in arguing with someone far gone enough that they cannot tell the difference between a positive assertion versus a default stance of non-acceptance pending compelling evidence.

If you try and live in that framework then you have to accept everything as true even if it is not at all credible and that's not just retarded, it is impossible.
This is starting to piss me off, because it's becoming increasingly obvious that no one has any fucking idea what dismissing an argument entails and what it allows me to say.

When someone says "god exists," I point to their lack of evidence and tell them they are retarded for making a baseless claim as though it were reliably true. When someone says "god does not exist," I point to their lack of evidence and tell them they are retarded for making a baseless claim as though it were reliably true. When someone asks me to build a scientific view of the world, I deliberately ignore questions (god's existence, the matrix) whose answers (both answers) fail to predict evidence we have gathered. The question of god's existence is a meaningless question, because neither answer better explains the observed universe.

That position is called weak atheism. Weak atheism does not mean I nod my head and play along with theists because I can't prove them wrong. It means I hold theists to the standard of proving their hypothesis or shutting the fuck up before I care that they are even talking, and I do the same thing for strong atheists. The dialogue about god's existence does not begin from an initial position of falsehood (because that is not how mathematical logic fucking works), it begins from an initial position of 'who gives a shit, what phenomenon does that explain?'

Science is about matching assertions to evidence. Any assertion without evidence is a waste of everyone's god damn time, because it doesn't add anything to the predictive power of our model. It doesn't become scientific because you put a "not" in front of your assertion, it just keeps being useless for failing to predict any real world phenomenon.
FrankTrollman wrote:The chances of something from the "evidenceless proposition" bin actually being true are infinity to one.
So, before I get into the actual problem, I have to correct you on this one business. Theism is an uncountably large set of claims, not one individual claim, and it is a subset of evidenceless propositions. You are not comparing one to infinity, you are comparing two uncountably large infinities to one another. Also, the question you are trying to answer is not, "is any claim in theism false?" (trivial), but "are all claims in theism false?" So you actually have to sum over the probability among all of an uncountably large set.

But the actual big problem: you assumed a uniform distribution to get the probabilities over which you summed/didn't sum but should have. You are asserting that for any grouping of N claims with M true claims of which X is a subset, that P(X_i=true) = M/N. That is trivially wrong; let X be the subset of all true claims in N. P(X_i=true) = 1, even if N is uncountably large. You don't know that the problem space has uniformly distributed probabilities with respect to your grouping, so if that is a premise of your argument (and it is) then it falls apart.
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Ah. I am in fact a weak atheist as well, but it sounded to me that you were arguing against a lack of belief as a default position from that 4th point that Frank quoted and I referred to.
3) Frank says that god's non-existence is the default assumption, because "any claim without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."
4) I point out that god's non-existence is a claim without evidence, and therefore can be dismissed without evidence.
In fact in re-reading it I am still coming to that conclusion, even if that was not your intent. The context that "3)" provides sure makes it sound like "4)" is stating that the default assumption of non-existence is to be dismissed as well. Unfortunately that leaves you without a viable default, which puts you in an impossible position.
Any assertion without evidence is a waste of everyone's god damn time
An assertion of lack of a belief is not technically an assertion but rather a default state of being. That is what my (and probably Frank's) point was. And thus it is not a waste of anyone's time, but it is mandatory starting ground from which you can only move when supplied with compelling evidence.

I think you agree with this, but it gets confusing when you say things contradicting it as well.

When I say, I do not believe there is a god, I don't need to put up or shut up. It is a perfectly reasonable default explanation as it is the one everyone is born with and the only respectable place to start from. That is the simple weak atheist assertion. A strong atheist asserts that there can be no god, which is a more stringent claim that needs explanation and evidence before acceptance.
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Koumei wrote: Board games. Generally I don't like them. This started with the intense hatred that Monopoly taught me, and people who advocate playing that game should be strangled in their sleep for the good of mankind.
Monopoly played by the RAW is not a bad game and should be done in about two hours.

It's the house rules people have played with for so long that they're convinced is RAW that make the garden variety game of Monopoly suck ass.

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Example? About the only house rule I've ever seen anyone play in monopoly is "you get money of some sort if you land on free parking", and I haven't seen that one change the length of the game significantly.
It does, though. It introduces money into the game. Sometimes a lot of money if all the fines and penalties go to the lottery. Since the point of the game is to make everyone else go bankrupt, re introducing money into the game delays victory ipso facto.

Also...

[*]If a property is landed on and the lander doesn't want to buy it, it goes up for auction to all players. In this way, property gets bought faster and rent starts being collected.

[*]You do not have to go around the board once before you can start buying property.

[*]Only the bank can loan money, but you can buy/sell property with any player at any time, not just during your turn. The bank only loans money through mortgages.

[*]Giving another player money (unless specifically instructed to by a CHANCE/COMMUNITY CHEST card or some shit) is forbidden. You can buy something from them, but not just hand them money. This precludes things like making deals with someone to not owe you rent if they land on a property for whatever reason.

[*]Rent collection is automatic. There is no "you didn't notice I landed there and the next person took their turn so you're screwed" rule.

I'm sure there are others, but off the top of my head that's all I can think of.

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fbmf wrote:If a property is landed on and the lander doesn't want to buy it, it goes up for auction to all players. In this way, property gets bought faster and rent starts being collected.

You do not have to go around the board once before you can start buying property.

Rent collection is automatic. There is no "you didn't notice I landed there and the next person took their turn so you're screwed" rule.
I don't think I've ever even heard of these house rules/whatever the houserules are that modify landing on property and not buying it. Though in that last case, I could have been playing with a different houserule every time and never known because no one ever doesn't buy property.
fbmf wrote:Only the bank can loan money, but you can buy/sell property with any player at any time, not just during your turn. The bank only loans money through mortgages.

Giving another player money (unless specifically instructed to by a CHANCE/COMMUNITY CHEST card or some shit) is forbidden. You can buy something from them, but not just hand them money. This precludes things like making deals with someone to not owe you rent if they land on a property for whatever reason.
On what grounds are these RAW and not houserules. There is nothing in the game to prevent that.

Also, I'm not sure how you could possibly intend to enforce that. If a valid agreement is "I will buy one dollar off you for 501 dollars." then whether or not you are allowed to "give them money" is pretty irrelevant.
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Kaelik wrote:
fbmf wrote:If a property is landed on and the lander doesn't want to buy it, it goes up for auction to all players. In this way, property gets bought faster and rent starts being collected.

You do not have to go around the board once before you can start buying property.

Rent collection is automatic. There is no "you didn't notice I landed there and the next person took their turn so you're screwed" rule.
I don't think I've ever even heard of these house rules/whatever the houserules are that modify landing on property and not buying it. Though in that last case, I could have been playing with a different houserule every time and never known because no one ever doesn't buy property.
It comes up most often in situations when someone can't afford to buy the property. Clueless newbies is the second most likely reason, IMX.

Of course, not advising them that this is stupid is a dick move.
fbmf wrote:Only the bank can loan money, but you can buy/sell property with any player at any time, not just during your turn. The bank only loans money through mortgages.

Giving another player money (unless specifically instructed to by a CHANCE/COMMUNITY CHEST card or some shit) is forbidden. You can buy something from them, but not just hand them money. This precludes things like making deals with someone to not owe you rent if they land on a property for whatever reason.
On what grounds are these RAW and not houserules. There is nothing in the game to prevent that.

Also, I'm not sure how you could possibly intend to enforce that. If a valid agreement is "I will buy one dollar off you for 501 dollars." then whether or not you are allowed to "give them money" is pretty irrelevant.
You can't buy money for more than its worth. You can buy property or GoJF cards, but not money. Buying money for more than its worth is you giving someone money, which is forbidden:

http://www.hasbro.com/common/instruct/monins.pdf

Page 5, under miscellaneous rules.

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If google found me a legitimate copy of the monopoly rules, then the rule in question is:
No player may borrow from or lend money to another player.
But, you can specifically buy title deeds and get out of jail free cards. Nothing about giving money, or about cutting deals. Wagers between players also look to be permissible, so if you want to bet $100 that I won't land on your $200 rent property, then I've effectively just paid you $100 to skip that rental payment (even though you can't waive the actual cost, since the payment is not optional).
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fbmf wrote:You can't buy money for more than its worth. You can buy property or GoJF cards, but not money. Buying money for more than its worth is you giving someone money, which is forbidden:

http://www.hasbro.com/common/instruct/monins.pdf

Page 5, under miscellaneous rules.
Right, there is a rule directly prohibiting lending. But there is no rule prohibiting buying money for money. So why would it be illegal?

I mean, I guess if you want to really weird about it, they have to have one purple shitty property that goes into the loan, IE "I will buy your shitty purple for 1400 dollars." followed two turns later by a buyback for 1600.

That's my point, how the fuck do you enforce rules like that in monopoly?

"I know you just landed on my Hotel, but I would like to buy your shitty purple off you for the exact amount you owe me plus one dollar. Then sell it back to you for 1 dollar. Then you can pay me the rent you owe me."

Every possible deal is manageable under these restrictions as long as you own one purple, light blue, or utility.
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I was browsing the local board-game-and-puzzle store yesterday to see if it had any of the aforementioned games. No luck. For a moment I thought they had the perfect thing, as Talisman looked kind of HQ-ish. But looking at the back, it appears to be a competitive game.

They also had a couple of the D&D "board games". I'm guessing those are 4E/Essentials modules, complete with skill challenges, shitty rules and long, drawn out combats?

Also, I'm hashing up an Alchemist (not the Mana Alchemist, which is 100% Atelier Iris, but the "lead to gold, iron to adamantine, potions of stat boosting and monster transformation" deal) class for a game. I want to have a pseudo-pharmaceutical naming convention for the things that are basically PF mutagens except not as awful. So basically (Strength)isone, (Intelligence)(Anti-Wisdom)amol and similar.

Anyone have a bunch of pseudo-Latin/medical words to fit the ability scores? I figure the bits at the end I can just steal from real world medicines (-isone, -amol, -amil, -ine, -caine, -ophen, -itol and so on).
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Pandemic is good enough that I'd suggest ordering it online, assuming that kind of thing is possible down in Australia.

Edit: Talisman is basically Munchkin with a board. And with less jokes. And more unbalanced starting characters. But the essential premise of killing and looting until you have the biggest penis numbers remains.
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